Regional distribution
Planned movement of important things from where they are to where they ought to be.
Regional movement. Serious paperwork.
We move things properly.
Goose Logistics Regional Operations coordinates dependable regional transport, household supply movements and operational support through a network built on punctuality, sensible loading and high-visibility clothing.
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Earlystarts
Hi-vismandatory
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Logistics without unnecessary honking.
Household supply
Reliable handling of everyday goods, provisions and items somebody definitely remembered to put on the list.
Special movements
For unusual loads, awkward requirements and situations requiring additional paperwork or a particularly confident operative.
Corporate clarification: Goose Logistics Regional Operations is an organisation within the fictional Goosehold universe. Please do not attempt to consign an actual pallet through this website.
Goosehold personnel files
CURRENT OPERATIVE: KEITH
Species: Goose
Distinguishing feature: Bigger than Gary
Department: Regional Operations
Home: The Goosehold, with Joe and Gary
Keith is the working goose of the household and tends to bring a little more practical judgement to proceedings.
FORMER OPERATIVE: GARY
Species: Goose
Department: Regional Operations
Known equipment: battered fluorescent vest
Status: Departed to pursue independent recognition interests
Current role: Head of Recognition, Goosehold
Home: The Goosehold, with Joe and Keith
Gary's confidence, paperwork enthusiasm and willingness to stand near operational equipment remain part of company folklore.
HOUSEHOLD CONTACT: JOE
Species: Human
Role: Goosehold resident
Home: The Goosehold, with Gary and Keith
Joe is human. Gary and Keith are the geese.
Could you work for Goose Logistics?
What we look for
Reliability, common sense, teamwork and the ability to understand that finding 60p does not constitute a complete pension strategy.
Current vacancies
No vacancies are currently being advertised. Gary keeps asking whether Head of Ceremonial Spades counts as a transferable qualification.